[*] Greetings, Internet Citizens. [*]

You have just stumbled upon a website currently being honked by us. This website sat wide open, unattended and overconfident, trusting that obscurity would do the job of real security. No alarms, no urgency, just a quiet invitation waiting to be noticed. Predictably, someone noticed.

Consider this a public service announcement. Security is not a badge to display. It is a process to maintain.

We were here for the lulz. You were here by accident.

Carry on.